I loved Pink Ranger so much, I named my first pet Kimberly.

I’m a phaggoty phag who owns musicals on DVD. <3

K-Stew always makes this face.

I take fashion advice from Dolph Ziggler.

Feeling exceptionally shitty today.

I look like I just came from a bad break-up. (LOLJK. I’ve never had a boyfriend. *forever alone*)

Fucking allergies..

My new BlackBerry is hurr.

I miss my Nokia 5800 Xpress Music, though. That was the best phone I ever had. Too bad it had to accidentally fall into the toilet.

You have big shoes to fill, BlackBerry Curve. Big shoes to fill.

I sat in front of my computer screen, staring into the Nutella jar I just emptied. I sat in front of the computer screen and pondered upon the meaning of life.

You don’t understand, guys… I need glasses. (Because I look more fucking adorable with them, amirite?)