Cameron Funkadactyl is innocent!
Okay guys. Here’s what happened:
Cameron Funkadactyl was pulled over for speeding. When she spoke to the cops, she told them all about how she’s a Funkadactyl and that she had to meet the Funkasaurus because they were spending the weekend at Planet Funk. The cops, not being wrestling fans, assumed she was drunk and hauled her away.
As for the bribe? Cameron Funkadactyl was willing to give up her “Best Of Melina vs. Alicia Fox” DVD. She’s a little relieved the cops didn’t take it.